I made an effort to wit her / perused each tweet of her twitter / each terse proclamation & mini-oration / but proved some rabid dog bit her
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A friend tweeted:
I used to be more even-tempered. Then I stopped smoking. Some lesson in there, somewhere.
I spoke so polite when I smoked I'd never guffaw when I joked after I quit - what is this sh*t? my mouth to a trashcan got yoked