Showing posts with label limerick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label limerick. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

A Guide to Pronunciation [limerick]


The Okies have never been vague
about how one ought to say Prague
     as distinguished from Prague
     (rhymes with Indian raag
like the one sung by Tansen called Megh)


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The small city of Prague, Oklahoma [population less than 3,000; land less than 2 square miles] -- said to be located at roughly the geographical center of the United States -- was the site (in 1952) of an automobile accident, with Meher Baba among the injured passengers (he and his party having been amid a lengthy drive en route from Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, abortively heading for California). This bit of history is commemorated at the Avatar Meher Baba Heartland Center.

Locals (as noted in the above ditty) are said to favor a pronunciation of Prague that pointedly differs from the standard English pronunciation of the name of the Czech Republic's considerably more famous capital city (using a hard "a" in preference to a soft "a") -- a city which was once home to the writer Franz Kafka (among others).  Possibly absurdly, my ditty relies on a reader's familiarity with certain Hindi words to clarify and illuminate this point of divergent pronunciations.  If I am not mistaken, it has been opined that denizens of Prague, Oklahoma (many of whom were Czech immigrants) intentionally invented this peculiar pronunciation variant so as to ward off any confusion of reference between their new city and the old-world capital.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Twitter [limerick]


I made an effort to wit her / perused each tweet of her twitter / each terse proclamation & mini-oration / but proved some rabid dog bit her

[exactly 140 characters, including the virgules & spaces]

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A friend tweeted:

I used to be more even-tempered. Then I stopped smoking. Some lesson in there, somewhere.

I replied:

I spoke so polite when I smoked I'd never guffaw when I joked after I quit - what is this sh*t? my mouth to a trashcan got yoked

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

American Buddhist Limerick



When the Lama paid visit to Nashville
did his begging bowl morph into Cashville?
      when you peer hard at life
      from the edge of a knive
all the flowers with aspects of ash fill

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Carl Stone's Pilgrimage   [limerick]



When Sir Stone made his way to Assisi
would you say that the going was easy?
    as he reached the Portiuncula
    those who deemed him half-drunkula
were crazed wags playing rounds of Parchisi



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For Carl Stone (Wikipedia)
Parchisi (Wikipedia)

Saturday, July 9, 2011

In Oak Park [limerick]



In Oak Park   Julie Bass’s front yard
so hospitable   to tomatoes and chard
    holds a singular illustration how
    eco-suitable dedication now
can be beautiful   even when the road’s hard



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Riffing on a post, "Does Michelle Obama Know About This?"
See also: "Julie Bass may face jail time for planting vegetables" (Washington Post blog)

A secondary subject [limerick]



There once was a bright dissertator
whose thesis on hamburgers made her
        acutely aware of
        the alternate dare of
expounding the worth of the tater

Friday, June 17, 2011

"suddenly" [limerick]



A brilliant sitarist from Kyōto
long practicing his zazen per Sōtō
    quite suddenly discovered
    reality uncovered
was nothing else but fiction in toto



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For Akira Yamashita [a persona in virtual reality]

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Solar Energy   [Limerick]



The color of sunlight though gold
its value proves green so I’m told
wide use would save money (as bees would store honey)
till Eden-on-Earth might unfold



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A limerick "written to order" (so to say), per request of 1 Block off the Grid.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

ek pistachio limerick



Not so easy to rhyme with   pistachio
unless I recollect my   mustachio
      should the fire burn bright
      how ingenious seems light
what's remaining come daybreak?   so ashy O




For Rachel Dacus