Old Rover's Lapidation [news / ditty]

To expire by lapidation --
this a dog's life would be truly
even canine reincarnation
seems to stretch things out unduly

if the court that cursed its critic
to incarnate as Old Rover
were entangled with a tzaddik
did they think the story over?



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Responsive to: Jewish court sentences dog to death by stoning (Agence France-Presse report)