r.i.p. oh such a mad wasp
did Sharanya drive you crazy?
no one judges you a bad wasp
we've no cause to call you lazy
but your grip was worse than hazy!
on your tomb: "here lies one sad wasp
thought a damsel was a daisy
ergo swatted-by-her-dad wasp"
for Sharanya Manivannan, memorializing her experience (as relayed initially in a Facebook status message).
Lately I seem more inclined to post witty ditties here, than "serious poetry". :-)